Crack the champagne!! It's my first entry!

Heeeeey everyone! Welcome to My Child is a Psycho. I am so happy to finally get this blog going, I just know I am going to have TONS of awesome stories for you!! Well, let's just go ahead and get this started, shall we? So, I have daughter, who JUST turned 2 in November and let me tell you, the terrible twos are definitely starting to rear their ugly heads. She has just found out she can bite! YAAY! No, not really. But today she decided she was going to bite mommy. And the last time someone bit me they got smacked in the face (it was a reflex and no, it was NOT my daughter) that just shows how much I dislike being bitten. Anyway, she bit me and I looked at her and just said "No". Well, she sits there for a few seconds, looks at me and yells "No Biting!" then smacks ME in the face! Wait a sec.... I didn't bite anyone? Or maybe I did. I could've blacked out, but pretty sure I didn't. Then she looks at a blemish I have on my face and says, "Mommy has a booby!" hahaha. I can see how a 2 year old might mistake a blemish for a nipple... I guess. I'm just thankful we weren't out in public. My child is nuts. I never knew I could get so embarassed by such a tiny little person! But, I love her to pieces and I look forward to each and every amazing, hilarious, adorable, embarassing, and stressful moment I will have with her! I love my psycho :)